This video was made in 2004 for the 30 anniversary of Eurovision Song Contest, which ABBA won in 1974. It is a short skit centering around a record executive hearing pitches for new acts in his office. One of these acts is an older man who has four terrifying, possibly sentient ABBA puppets.

The first thing to know about this video is that these puppets were made by the Jim Henson Company, and they are impressive puppets, they just seem to have a dream-haunting quality to them. When they aren't singing they are sort of just standing there, smiling. If you aren't creeped out, I don't know what to tell you.

The skit itself centers around these puppets being brought into a record company office in 1974 to audition for a record executive. They impress him but they are too short to be a real act, although they just played several future chart-topping songs in his office and they are puppets. On the way out the real ABBA comes in and that's where we end it - apparently they impress the record executive with the same songs.

Where do these puppets go after being rejected? Obviously they have been bred specifically for this purpose. Is he going to repurpose them as house cleaners? Drown them in the river?

Unfortunately, as far as humor goes this is pretty painful, with each non-puppet character turning "hamming it up" to 11 and "gettin' silly," making Mr Bean looks like Louie CK next to this. The receptionist gets extra points for not embarrassing herself.

The striking thing about this video is how unnecessary it is. It feels like ABBA are determined to do everything they can think of since breaking up except play music together. 30th anniversary or competition we won? Better get some scary-ass puppets in here. People love puppets.  

In the end, the question is, would you rather the world not have a video of tiny ABBA nightmare puppets? I thought so.